Book Of Memes Snippet

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I woke up this morning and the birds were chirping. I knew it would be a good day. I proceeded to get dressed as I put a smile on my face. Energetically I jumped in my car and I headed down to Markham courthouse. When I arrived, I met my family as we were there to support my cousin who was being charged with stealing the inner tubes out the ride n share bikes in Chicago, nonetheless, he assured me it wasn’t him and they had the wrong guy on camera.

We all proceeded to walk into the courtroom to wait until they call his case. Everything was seeming to go well as the judge said my cousin didn’t have any prior convictions and right before he handed out his sentence, he asked my cousin if there was anything he wanted to say… At that exact moment is where things went wrong. My cousin said, “Thank you, your majesty,” it was at that very moment I knew his ass was going to jail. My entire family just sighed as we all palmed our faces in disbelief as this ignorant fool just called the judge your majesty. Next thing I knew he was sentenced to two years and could be out in one year on good behavior. We watched as they took my cousin away to serve his time. It wasn’t the first time someone in my family was sent to prison, so we all said our goodbyes and I proceeded back to my car. I headed for the train station on 87th and the Dan Ryan so I could go make my coin.

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